Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Guess what? It still sucks balls

So hey
Big friggin' surprise; My job hasn't gotten any better. I still do boring stuff like translating, reading and summarizing reports spewed out by institutions that wish to cause severe ocular pain to any of those who chose to read said reports. Government related institutions that looooove to bullshit and never really do anything.
I've been here just over one month and I've pretty much made my choice.
I wanted to be a diplomat, I mean there are some pretty sweet perks. However, the issue is GETTING there. It would mean years of desk work, paper pushing and conforming to a level that I do NOT agree with. I am NOT gonna become one of those stiffs. It would take at least 15 years to get into a nice position working for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs... FUCK...THAT!
In 15 years i could build a CV more impressive than an ambassadors working in the corporate world, and have earned a whole lot more AND had more fun.
I look at my colleagues here in the office and it looks like the life and inspiration and vigour has been sucked out of them, besides they look like they're in really bad shape..
I think that has to do with the sitting on their ass all day long. Fuck THAT too.
I often get out of my seat and go talk to some of the local employees. They are way cooler and more social than the Dutch people here - stiffs, as i said.

I guess the only real reason I come to work, or look forward to it is jsut for the nice internet connection. No proxy, no firewall, direct connection to the net and a 10Mbit/s down rate.
I have been able to follow all my regular TV shows and down some movies too...
I love the Internet...
I really DO wonder what the next thing will be that makes the Internet even better. Now people are recognizing User Generated Media as a big thing, who knows whats next.
I know what I'd want to own: a website that offers virtual sex. There are way more people on the net that DON'T have sex than people on the net that have sex. Its an untapped market, the biggest issue is the tech. I have the ideas, but not the brains to actually develop the software and the hardware. I have an idea that relates to the "Fuck you, Fuck me" concept that was online a few years back.. Its a good idea... the only problem - development.
The site would be like redcenter.com, offering a virtual-like Sims dating site where you can meet and fuck random people. A real-time virtual "Larry-like" orgy. And the hardware to match. Girls can buy a device mimicking a cock, or two (for the sandwich lovers), and boys can get a nice fake pussy and ass. Sensors would line the devices up to wazoo, creating a real-time sense and response experience, mimicking the other party's movements, contractions, body heat and lubrication.
As technology develops, my dream would be to bypass all these toys and go to direct brain stimulation. Stick a few sensors on and close your eyes... Anyone seen Demolition Man? Like that, except online and with anyone you choose - well, if they agree of course.
Sense of touch is only electrical signals to the brain, right?

If you're wondering - yes, I am somewhat of a perv.
I like to call it a healthy sexual appetite.

Actually all I want now is some Rum, pepperoni and a joint.